2 for 1 Monday's

Dear Jogger,

I noticed that you were kind of running funny. I'm no pro when it comes to form but holding onto the bottom of your shirt while you run? Probably not the most efficient. You might want to let go and swing your arms back and forth (in a straight line). But seriously, dude, I think it's time to get a bigger shirt. It's ok, we all go through it.

Sincerely,
The Beancountingsurfer

This was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY funnier when I was thinking of it on the way back from lunch.