WANTED FOR ASSAULT

On 11/29/06, approximately 6:52pm, Officer Sandy Claus was dispatched to the corner of Damn Cold St. and F-ing Breezy Ave. Officer SC found the BeanCounter rolling on a neighbor's lawn yelling obscenities and "Get that Motherf-er!!!" After some calming down, Officer SC interviewed the victim. The BeanCounter was on the start of his 5 mile run and 2 minutes in, he was attacked by what he describes as a pine cone. He was not able to get a good look of his face but was able to provide a description to the artist. This pine cone is considered dangerous. Please do not try to approach the attacker.




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